How my night went

Oh man. Is all I can say about this one.

Okay so I decided to go gamble to try to pick up some money. I drove over to the local casino/resort and proceeded to play 1-2 NL.

Of course my luck was terrible. I’d get people drawing to three outs to hit their two pair on a lower ace. I’d have solid pairs cracked by ridiculous flops. It was gay.

thats what it felt like; money was just vanishing

So I was down a little bit.. I decided to go to my car to recharge my phone. I was hungry too. The only place open was dunkin donuts (3am) inside the casino.

So im standing in line and some really old guy is taking forever to order. At this point im starting to get a little pissed off. When its my turn to order, this hot Latin looking chick walks up to the front and says:

“what would you like?”

“I’ll take a bacon egg and cheese on croissant with an order of hash browns”

“I’m sorry sir.. but we’re out of croissants”

This all happened in a split second but my thought process goes as follows:

(in my head: wow.. first I lose money at cards.. then I have to wait in line.. now this bullshit about no croissants… What the ….)

“FUCK!!!”

(yes I just yell out the f word.. it wasn’t extremely loud but you could definitely hear it and tell I was pissed off)

at first she looked a little bit shocked.. I could tell she wasn’t expecting such a reaction out of me.. it definitely caught her by surprise.

A second later… I shit you not.. the girl immediately gets this huge ass smile on her face.. Like it was as if a switch had flipped inside of her little brain that said.. OMG OMG OMG alpha male alpha male.. start the mating signals.

I rate her a 6.5 on face and an 8 on body with a nice ass (for a skinny girl). overall very fuckable.

so she had this big smile on her face (not like laughing at me but more like impressed and happy and excited).. and she started to bite her lower lip at me.

I’ve seen this move before a thousand times.

“so, is a bagel okay?”

Yeah -

the funny part about all of this was that I wasn’t actually angry about the croissant.. I didn’t give a shit.. I was angry about losing at cards.. but that was my way of expressing it.. (since its bad ettiquete to get mad at the poker table)

However, the girl obviously didn’t know that.. So shes probably thinking.. Omg he looks pissed.. I better make sure I submit to his authority before he kills me or something. My angry reaction was enough to convince her that I wasn’t fucking around. Somewhere deep inside it was a signal : this man can protect your kids.. just look at how pissed he got when you told him there were no croissants.. Imagine what he would do if he was threatened in the wild. He wouldn’t hesitate to escalate conflict and fight at a moments notice. This is a real man.. have sex with him immediately.

Anyway so I grab my food and as im walking away.. the girl comes around the side and walks up to me:

“hey.. do you want my number?”

“No”

I give a slight pause to get her reaction ( I can tell she was eager to come ask me but now shes a little bit sad )

“I want you right now” ( I knew this would work because if a girl is offering you a number.. well thats just too easy.. thats her way of telling you she wants to fuck)

“Okay!” (her eyes light up)

“hold on just a sec”

she tells the boss shes taking a break (or I assume thats what happened anyway )

so we’re walking and I say “where we goin”

“I have a room at [one of the hotels]“

-skip forward 10 minutes-

“Are you clean baby?”

“yea.. are you?”

“yeah”

I stick my dick in her (no condom).. she looks like a good girl (no ridiculous tattoos/ body deformities/ piercings )

this girl was so ridiculously wet that it turned me on more so than usual.

I do her for a long ass time– it feels amazing– I finally bust in her.

part of me was thinking.. hmm what if shes not on birth control.. the other part of me was like “nonsense man” u will never see this girl again.. don’t even worry about it.. she isn’t the type to do something ridiculously stupid like that.

(edit: I did clarify with her later that she was on B.C)

but the story doesn’t end here.

I realize that im pretty worn out and don’t want to drive back home if I can just sleep in the bed. (after all it looks real comfortable)

“Hey baby (I don’t know her name….) im just gonna pass out right here.. wake me up tomorrow”

I wasn’t trying to pull any bullshit.. its not like I wanted to spend more time with her or anything.. I legitimately wanted to sleep in a bed and was tired.

“uhhh okay but my boyfriend is going to come over in the morning before work”

“I don’t care”

“ok just wait im gonna make sure he doesn’t”

(my brain just finishes processing this.. wait what?? she has a boyfriend?… hmm oh well too late now.. so much for being a good girl right)

she calls him up and lies about how she has to do something at her parents house and how she won’t be home. Five minutes later she gets into the bed with me (I really thought she was going to leave or go back to work or something)

She starts trying to cuddle and stuff..

“you know.. when you yelled at me I got so wet”

I was laughing inside.. but I wasn’t about to show my nice side..

 

 

interesting night…eh?

 

how was everyone else’s night?