Marriage? LOL!! this is what you’re in for

So I woke up from an average hangover this morning and my msn page pops up..

as if there wasn’t enough evidence women are sluts now I get to see it on my news popup!

Not to steal Roissy’s theme on marriage but I just have to mouth off about this-

I’ve always thought my husband’s best friend was a nice guy, and we’ve enjoyed hanging out with him and his girlfriend. But recently, they started having troubles. At a party we were hosting with them, his girlfriend got really intoxicated and was very flirty toward everyone, including my husband (but excluding her boyfriend). Later in the night, the best friend came and sat with me, and I wanted to flirt with him in the same way. I don’t know if I was hoping to give his girlfriend some of her own medicine or what.

Two weeks later, the couple broke up. Now that he’s single, I can’t stop thinking about him. Last weekend at another party, I almost told him I wanted to kiss him. I don’t want to ruin his friendship with my husband over a crush, and I certainly don’t want to ruin my marriage over it. So what do I do to make my feelings go away?
— E.J., 31, Clearfield, UT

Right so let me start off with the facts.. this woman is 31 and married to some guy and she fantasizes about another guy. Okay but its only fantasies right??  Haha what do you guys think she would do if he started to flirt with her a little bit? I am willing to bet that 100% of the time, she would fuck this guy no questions if there was a no judgement zone combined with discretion.. All women are sluts.

The ironic part of this article is that she is “asking for help” as if her feelings are controlling her and shes this amazingly good person that just “happened to start having extra marital feelings” I mean seriously guys.. What a crock of fucking shit- if this wasn’t MSN but a conversation between 2 women friends I’d bet it would be like “oh sally I just wanna fuck the shit out of [random name]” “hes kinda hot… what about [your husband]?” “do you think he would find out? ahhhhhh”

imagine you give up everything for a woman and she does this to you.. I’d kill the bitch.. well that would be murder so maybe not but for real…

DO NOT GET MARRIED-

There is nothing you can have in a married relationship that you can’t have in a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship. (some idiot the other day told me about tax breaks.. I just laughed)

-In today’s society it is acceptable to have kids, love, shared housing, share bank accounts, whatever without marriage. I could see a slight benefit if marriage prevented cheating but it doesn’t so >

Marriage is a stupid and unnecessary risk– 80% of them end up in divorce..  don’t be an idiot and think that you’re luckier or that you’ve found your true love